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Disney: That Bad Ex I Can’t Stop Texting

You know the type. They treat you like crap: always making you wait, making you feel emotionally and physically awful, making you spend a shitton of money, making you fight with your family…but you just can’t. Stay. Away. My love for all things Disney is well-known. I can sing pretty much every Disney Princess song verbatim, I own waaaaaay more Disney merch than any one … Continue reading Disney: That Bad Ex I Can’t Stop Texting

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Why Would Anyone Want to Plan Their Own Vacation?

I’ve done some difficult things in my life. I graduated from college with two majors and a minor. I’ve battled with depression. I’ve suffered loss and grief. I’ve even made myself talk to a human at a drive-through when the Dunkin’ app sent my coffee order to the wrong store. None of that was quite as difficult as planning my own vacation. There’s a lot … Continue reading Why Would Anyone Want to Plan Their Own Vacation?

Has Anyone Ever Ridden Spaceship Earth and Not Gotten Stuck?

For those of you who have never been to Disney (or who have and have not had the pleasure of going on this ride), Spaceship Earth is the ride inside of the geodesic sphere near the entrance of the Epcot park. If that doesn’t help, the geodesic sphere is the thing that kinda looks like a big, sexy golf ball. Some of you may be … Continue reading Has Anyone Ever Ridden Spaceship Earth and Not Gotten Stuck?