TW: Disordered eating, emetophobia I have a fun fact for you all: I have, like, the smallest appetite ever. Now, before you start telling me that “you wish you had that problem,” let me tell you: you don’t. Imagine, if you will, a plate with your favorite meal. You eat about a third of your plate, and you’re comfortably full. You stare at the plate … Continue reading Having a Ridiculously Small Appetite
**Ke$ha’s song Boots and Boys is mandatory listening while reading this blog post** The weather is starting to cool down, the leaves are starting to change, and I’m waiting for a half hour at Starbucks each time I need a pumpkin-themed beverage. This all can only mean one thing… IT. IS. BOOT. WEATHER!!!!! If you’ve never met me in real life, you may not know … Continue reading An Ode to Boots
Okay, so I considered not writing about my teeth this week, but after writing about my current dental woes last week and the recent developments, I feel like I need to update you all on the state of my mouth. I know, you’re breathing a sigh of relief that I’m giving you an update… Last week, after I learned that I would need another root … Continue reading Part Too(th)
Welp, I don’t know why I thought I was done with all of my dental woes, but apparently that is not the case… I have documented all of the dental problems that I have had on this blog from getting my wisdom teeth out to my root canals to my gum graft. I neglected my teeth for much of my young life, and I only … Continue reading Beware the Ides of…Teeth?
When Dan and I watch Brooklyn 99 (which we do rather frequently), I am reminded each episode that I am a combination of Amy, Jake, and Hitchcock. For those who don’t know, Hitchcock is a pervert who sexually harasses everyone. Amy is a type-A uptight personality who seeks validation from superiors. And Jake, dear, sweet Jake, is a well-meaning goofball who is always getting everyone … Continue reading Schemes! Schemes! Schemes!