curly fries

Today’s Rant: Undeniable Evidence that Curly Fries are the Best Fry

There are two things that have been mentioned in every dating profile I’ve ever created: I’m looking for a feminist, and I’m looking for someone who understands that curly fries are the best type of fry. Because understanding this universal truth is that important. I consider it one of my fundamental beliefs. I even put it in the intro to this blog. This is a … Continue reading Today’s Rant: Undeniable Evidence that Curly Fries are the Best Fry

ringworm

Today’s Rant: Ringworm is the Ring WORST!

(Yes, I know that the title has more cheese than baked ziti, but this Renata will take pride in all of the Ricotta she’s got!) Guess what, guys? It’s summer, and that means that I finally have the chance to break out my summer wardrobe! I am especially excited to be able to do so this year since ringworm plagued me the ENTIRE season last … Continue reading Today’s Rant: Ringworm is the Ring WORST!

the necessary evil that is flying

The Necessary Evil That Is: Flying

I’ve never been the biggest fan of driving or taking forever to get somewhere, so flying has become a necessary evil in my life. I’m not going to drive to Disney, but I’m also not going to not go to Disney, you know? While I’m not technically afraid of flying, I also don’t love it. There are some people who actually enjoy flying ― I … Continue reading The Necessary Evil That Is: Flying

my least favorite season

Today’s Rant: My ~Least~ Favorite Season

If you guessed that it’s rabbit season or duck season, you’re wrong. It’s allergy season. (Okay, so if you’re a hunter, it might be rabbit or duck season, I honestly have no idea.) In my household, it’s allergy season. And I say my household because we all have allergies. It’s the season of “I’ve had a headache for three days,” and “Can anyone else not … Continue reading Today’s Rant: My ~Least~ Favorite Season