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Renata’s Guide to Fancy Holiday Parties

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! For most people, that means spending lots of time with other humans, even if you don’t want to. If you’re like me and would usually be hiding from the world on your couch, but somehow find yourself agreeing to go to a holiday party, have no fear! Here is my Guide to fancy holiday parties. So you’ve … Continue reading Renata’s Guide to Fancy Holiday Parties

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Christmas Lyrics that make me go “WTF?!”

Guys, I have a confession to make. I am the worst kind of person. I’m… A person who listens to Christmas music before Thanksgiving. Yes, my parents regularly ask themselves where they went wrong and I have to sit by myself at lunch because I am an unfit member of society, but the sad reality is that once November starts and I have a chestnut … Continue reading Christmas Lyrics that make me go “WTF?!”

Has Anyone Ever Ridden Spaceship Earth and Not Gotten Stuck?

For those of you who have never been to Disney (or who have and have not had the pleasure of going on this ride), Spaceship Earth is the ride inside of the geodesic sphere near the entrance of the Epcot park. If that doesn’t help, the geodesic sphere is the thing that kinda looks like a big, sexy golf ball. Some of you may be … Continue reading Has Anyone Ever Ridden Spaceship Earth and Not Gotten Stuck?

Today’s Rant: There’s a Special Place in Hell for People Who Tell Me to Sit Down at Concerts

For those of you who don’t know, Billy Joel comes around every summer to play for all of the loyal fans who really can’t hear “We Didn’t Start the Fire” too many times. Like always, I went with my family and corn maze aficionado Stephanie to enjoy the Piano Man play my favorites live. Sure, all of the people there who literally only know the … Continue reading Today’s Rant: There’s a Special Place in Hell for People Who Tell Me to Sit Down at Concerts