It’s no secret that it’s basically impossible to be fully prepared for adulthood. We’re fumbling through it like our parents did and their parents before them. Sure, we knew that we would have to “be financially independent” and “clean up after ourselves…” But I was really unprepared for what growing up would do to…my body. Seriously, since college, my body has undergone a full night-and-day … Continue reading The Aging Human Body
They said we had to adult. They said we had to do all of the things. They said we had to wash all of our clothes after doing all of the things in them. Then we laughed and invented: The Chair. …or rather, since leaving college, it’s more like “the ball of clothes on the floor of my bedroom where all of my clothes invariably … Continue reading “The Chair”
I like patterns. I’ve always been good at finding themes and patterns in the world. And as such, I’ve learned a very important rule of the universe: HUMANS DEFY ALL PATTERNS. Yup, as someone who has struggled with empathy her entire life and who searches for patterns in everything, I’ve found humans to be totally impossible to predict. That being said, ever since I originally … Continue reading Introverted Extrovert
Do you often find yourself confused in yoga class? Do you feel discouraged because you don’t understand anything that the instructor is saying, even though everyone else seems to? Why is everyone lying on the ground? You want me to put my arm where? I keep hearing them say something about dogs. Are there dogs here? Do I get to pet them? WHERE ARE THE … Continue reading Yoga Terminology: Explained by a Sassy Semi-Beginner
Adulting is kind of the worst. You wake up just in time to leave for your job (or you wake up early like a freak to make breakfast or something else crazy), you commute to work for forever, you work for forever, then you commute back home for forever, leaving you just enough energy to eat and maybe do one more activity. Most nights, you … Continue reading Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Dancing in the Bathroom…
Buffalo Sauce Everywhere 