curly fries

Today’s Rant: Undeniable Evidence that Curly Fries are the Best Fry

There are two things that have been mentioned in every dating profile I’ve ever created: I’m looking for a feminist, and I’m looking for someone who understands that curly fries are the best type of fry. Because understanding this universal truth is that important. I consider it one of my fundamental beliefs. I even put it in the intro to this blog. This is a … Continue reading Today’s Rant: Undeniable Evidence that Curly Fries are the Best Fry

why i joined a sorority

Why I Joined a Sorority

One fact about me that many people find surprising is that I was in a sorority in college. With my strict 10 pm bedtime, aversion to alcohol, and general awkwardness, I don’t exactly fit that good ole’ “sorority girl” stereotype. Granted, I was in a sorority at a small, liberal arts school, so most of our sororities were less big-mansions-with-hundreds-of-hot-blondes and more nerdy-awkward-liberal-arts-majors. While I … Continue reading Why I Joined a Sorority

its fall yall

It’s Fall, Y’all!

Not to brag, but I liked fall before it was cool. I’ve always been into fall activities like pumpkin picking and corn mazes. I love the picturesque scene of leaves changing colors. Thanksgiving and Halloween parties are always a great time. In New Jersey, we’re fortunate enough (sometimes) to experience all of the seasons, and after living this way for so long, I don’t think … Continue reading It’s Fall, Y’all!

learning not to be goal obsessed

Learning to Not Be Goal-Obsessed

We’re constantly bombarded by the message that we need to have goals. We need to strive for success or we’re stagnating. Nothing good comes from staying in your comfort zone. Those who have big dreams are those who change the world, after all, and don’t you want to change the world? Especially in a world where everyone has social media and we all have a … Continue reading Learning to Not Be Goal-Obsessed

golden mickey looking at his watch distraught

Disney: That Bad Ex I Can’t Stop Texting

You know the type. They treat you like crap: always making you wait, making you feel emotionally and physically awful, making you spend a shitton of money, making you fight with your family…but you just can’t. Stay. Away. My love for all things Disney is well-known. I can sing pretty much every Disney Princess song verbatim, I own waaaaaay more Disney merch than any one … Continue reading Disney: That Bad Ex I Can’t Stop Texting