TW: Disordered eating, emetophobia I have a fun fact for you all: I have, like, the smallest appetite ever. Now, before you start telling me that “you wish you had that problem,” let me tell you: you don’t. Imagine, if you will, a plate with your favorite meal. You eat about a third of your plate, and you’re comfortably full. You stare at the plate … Continue reading Having a Ridiculously Small Appetite
**Ke$ha’s song Boots and Boys is mandatory listening while reading this blog post** The weather is starting to cool down, the leaves are starting to change, and I’m waiting for a half hour at Starbucks each time I need a pumpkin-themed beverage. This all can only mean one thing… IT. IS. BOOT. WEATHER!!!!! If you’ve never met me in real life, you may not know … Continue reading An Ode to Boots
Okay, so I considered not writing about my teeth this week, but after writing about my current dental woes last week and the recent developments, I feel like I need to update you all on the state of my mouth. I know, you’re breathing a sigh of relief that I’m giving you an update… Last week, after I learned that I would need another root … Continue reading Part Too(th)
When Dan and I watch Brooklyn 99 (which we do rather frequently), I am reminded each episode that I am a combination of Amy, Jake, and Hitchcock. For those who don’t know, Hitchcock is a pervert who sexually harasses everyone. Amy is a type-A uptight personality who seeks validation from superiors. And Jake, dear, sweet Jake, is a well-meaning goofball who is always getting everyone … Continue reading Schemes! Schemes! Schemes!
IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER CAPTAIN’S QUIZ! *Cue the Hallelujah chorus* As the reigning champion of Paul’s Captain’s Quizzes, there was no way I wasn’t jumping at this opportunity to compete again. As per usual, Paul delivered with some fun questions! Who knows what he’s looking for in the answers? Only he does! Who will win? Only one way to find out… 1. Question: You … Continue reading The Captain’s Quiz 8: Summer Side Up
Buffalo Sauce Everywhere 