For those of you who have never been to Disney (or who have and have not had the pleasure of going on this ride), Spaceship Earth is the ride inside of the geodesic sphere near the entrance of the Epcot park. If that doesn’t help, the geodesic sphere is the thing that kinda looks like a big, sexy golf ball. Some of you may be … Continue reading Has Anyone Ever Ridden Spaceship Earth and Not Gotten Stuck?
For those of you who don’t know, Billy Joel comes around every summer to play for all of the loyal fans who really can’t hear “We Didn’t Start the Fire” too many times. Like always, I went with my family and corn maze aficionado Stephanie to enjoy the Piano Man play my favorites live. Sure, all of the people there who literally only know the … Continue reading Today’s Rant: There’s a Special Place in Hell for People Who Tell Me to Sit Down at Concerts
Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year, so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to write a Halloween-themed blog post for you all…finally, something exciting to read while handing out candy to children who trample all over your lawn. Enjoy! That’s right, today is the day that you all plan for all year round. It’s time to eat stuff that looks like body … Continue reading Closet Cosplay. The Best Part of Being an Adult on Halloween.
“This is going to be a blog post, isn’t it?” You know that when one of my friends says this it’s about to get real. Last month, my best friend and aforementioned yoga buddy Stephanie suggested that we go and complete this giant corn maze in Pennsylvania some time this season. My first thought was how much fun this would be. My second thought was … Continue reading Hazy Craze in the Corn Maze with Rows of Maize that Stretched for Days
I’m going to start out by saying that you’re going to hear a lot about TV on this blog. So sit back and relax for the next 90 minutes while you enjoy a documentary on the origin of the television. JUST KIDDING, PLEASE KEEP READING. Well, kidding about the documentary part, not about the hearing a lot about TV part. Between all of the quotes … Continue reading Rewatchers, Unite!
Buffalo Sauce Everywhere 